You misspelled “shove”
How long before someone uses this feature to create a feature length porno?
Maan, I‘d rather have proper self lacing shoes. This version of the future sucks.
Who in their right mind would think this is a good idea? Are managers so caught up in the “just add AI bro it will make us cool” hype train that no one stops to think “yeah I would never want this in my living room”?
Its like that one Black Ops 2 mission
Salazar: We’re all going to hell, man.
Literal nightmare fuel
Nope, nope and nope.
That’s creepy as fuck and would guarantee I never buy that product.
I hate what humanity chose to do with its “God given” gifts.
These remaining DirecTV subscribers are gonna be pissed when AT&T swaps out the dial-tone on their landline for an ad stream.
does at&t still own direc tv?
Most of them are probably boomers and will be dead soon, anyway
If it means they will finally stop fucking voting then good deal all around!
Humanity could do many great things in this world with AI. Instead we are coming up with innovative new ways to give you ads. Get me out of this timeline.
Now I have to go re watch old Futurama. Perfection.
TIL DirecTV is still around.
I can’t wait for this shit to become so pervasive that I only read paper books.
Paper books and comparable are now prohibited under the konzom act, your daily advertisement quota has been increased until morale improves or your mind breaks, whichever comes first.
OK so that’s the set we shouldn’t buy. OK noted.
Death to AI, death to capitalism
Death to allegra geller! Death to existenz!
Man, I need to rewatch that movie…
Long live the new flesh
