When AWS went down, the buttplug got stuck on max vibrate and overheated…
and I was like, I’ve already moved the pawn to E6
Kill the WiFi!
I sacrificed a Queen.
Best. Day. Ever.
Amazon pulled an israeli pager attack on your ass. Literally.
To be fair a phone that can be docked and used as any number of other workstations should really be the goal. One device that can do everything is the dream… Running Linux also a requirement.
To be fair, all that buttplugs lack is internet connectivity and support for basic office software.
Now everyone can get fucked by Microsoft Excel
I actually own a sex toy that, in order to use certain features, I need to connect to my phone via bluetooth and log in to their server on their app with a username and password. Careful what you wish for.
Shit. Get Lovense or something instead. Still has Bluetooth connectivity but there are so many open source clients to make use of.
Thanks for the suggestion!
The furry community has your back!
Why wouldn’t the buttplug have internet connectivity? Kids, remember to update your sex toys with the latest security patches!
Maybe I should watch iasip Holy shit that was great
It’s pretty good, one of only a handful of shows that I can tolerate rewatching. The humor in unrepentant assholes constantly getting their comeuppance is pretty timeless.
Edit: lemmy, that wasn’t a username, and frankly, I don’t even know how you came to the conclusion that it was!
To be fair, all that buttplugs lack is internet connectivity and support for basic office software.
Hey some do have internet connectivity.
It says it’s connected & morse code exists
Yes! Need a proper Linux phone at long last!
The ER staff don’t like it when people dock phones with their butt.
You’re describing Ubuntu’s Convergence, something Canonical was working on back in like 2011 I think.
Sucks nothing really came of it. By 2014 there were a few functional demos of it but you don’t really see it nowadays.
With the many attempts in Android to implement this it’s a little shocking that there hasn’t been more work in the open source space, but I guess Ubuntu mobile and Firefox OS couldn’t even make a dent and mobile costs so much to develop for
The dream is playing music on the strings of reality. A phone is just a pitstop.
I did Samsung dex for a while, its ok as long as you don’t want low level access to what you connecting to.
Now I switched to a gpd micropc 2 and its built in ethernet, sd card, usb a and c sockets and native linux make it so much more useful. No longer do i need dongles or other rubbish.
Plus it will do multiple monitor support, something dex struggles with. The keyboard is a little small for touch typing but the former factor is worth the trade of for me.
Some of the Windows phones had that feature. But the technology was still a bit clunky at the time.
Starting from Android 15 you should be able activate a native “terminal” app in the Developer Settings, which is Debian running in a VM. No need for termux anymore. I have it activated in GrapheneOS but haven’t used it much.
i want to slot my phone into the computer like those cars where you insert the remote as a key.
The phone should have all the important data, and the computer is basically a smart dock that can be used on its own but when you insert the phone it’s a seamless experience.We made some progress for a bit when we had the Samsung Dex that could run Ubuntu. The closest thing I have now is the steam deck but it’s easier to just have a laptop that plugs in
Someone is getting serious about their chess game
Internet connected buttplugs are great, there’s even a model where you can create an entire chatroom to take control of it 😈
I’ve spent way too long on the Internet.
Because I actually understand this.
I should probably spend less time on the Internet.
The thing is, this would just be equivalent to leaving it on at all hours, because who would join such a chat room without the intention of switching it on. Even if you joined such a chat room and had some restraint and decided to wait till the moment you thought would be most amusing, someone else would definitely just decided that it should be on now and basically the only lull would be if the number of users was relatively limited and mostly in the same timezone so everyone is sleeping.
The control element is that viewers would need to pay to turn/keep it on.
You can vary intensity and vibration types, it isn’t just on/off. And while you can invite randos for shits and giggles, the point is giving control to people you know😈
How about a goldfish?
I switched my house for a shitty apartment and I’m never going back. I replaced my car with a streetcar and bus ride and you should too. I switched my wife for being single, and she’s never coming back.
Sounds like you need to play country music in reverse.
Replace things?
Virtually every computing device I’ve ever owned is somewhere in the house I’m in. I sold my first PC (a Leading Edge 8088 IBM clone) and I still regret it. It’d have been hard to get hooked into my homelab, but I would have figured it out.
Yeah but you cant shove it up your ass.
Not with that attitude
If at first you don’t succeed…
Start with something smaller and work your way up or just push harder.
Pain can be a source of pleasure
Virtually every computing device I’ve ever owned is somewhere in the house I’m in. I sold my first PC (a Leading Edge 8088 IBM clone) and I still regret it. It’d have been hard to get hooked into my homelab, but I would have figured it out.
look at this fancy bastard and his house that he owns with storage space.
Well you see, they built that house entirely out of old computer cases nailed together.
It’s a beige house that’s slowly turning yellow.
You save a lot of money over the decades by wringing every penny of value from all your electronics.
Seriously I replaced my PC (you know, big tower with lot of fans) with a Beelink MiniPC and OMG I do not regret it! It is super small, like 4"x5", sitting on my desk, sometimes I can hear the fan but mostly never, it’s fast, quiet, powerful. Best thing ever.
Unless you want to do AAA gaming or 4k video editing, a cheap mini PC will be pretty much all you need. Those things have been getting pretty good lately.
Thinkcentre tiny here, good for absolutely everything except gaming. So I got a bigger box for that.
My requirements are bidirectional communication. If the buttplug doesn’t register and decode clench-morsecode, I will not use it!
Of course!
Then, when AWS goes down it’ll turn on randomly, reset the password to the default 50 character password and not unlock until you’ve input it corectly.
Imagine you’d have to unlock your butt plug before it allows you to remove it. Kill me now.
I replaced my soap with exfoliating sandpaper. Germs BEWARE!
Last one reminds me of Sandevistan BuTT-Plug
I want one of those internet connected buttplugs so I can actually get fucked by the gay people in my phone and not just the ones IRL.
I have some remote controlled toys. Sounds fun but the apps are shit. Even with a partner it’s horrible to actually use it. You just want to get fucked but instead the app fucks you with ads, bugs and complicated constructions to get it working and that way to get fucked is really not something that makes you cum.
I have a bunch of FOSS apps made for a few different toy platforms already bookmarked if I got one, as well as a couple of VR “games” with support. I just don’t want to spend more than $100 on a toy that isn’t custom made from Bad Dragon.
I have toys from this site: https://www.lovense.com/
They’re the best in my experience, the app is the least horrible.
