They looked like Nazis but I gave the benefit of the doubt. Then I noticed his bike.

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    Can you dox them or just otherwise fuck their shit up with this information? (Not here because I don’t know how identifiable you are but just anywhere.) Sucks that you have to live next to these people 😣

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      Why not smear cow poop over it? (Use throwaway gloves while doing so, and burn them after).

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        Cow and horse poops aren’t actually a good choice - sure, you can get them in a large quantity, but they’re mostly fiber, so they dissolve in water very easily and are too easy to wash off.
        You want poop with lots of fat in it, so something from an animal that eats meat. I’m biased, but in my opinion snake poop would be a superb choice, if you can get your hands on some. It’s dense, hard to wash off and smells like actual death - so even a small, well placed piece would already be very effective.

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        that’s a good idea, but where do i get cow poop and not get filmed by any cameras

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    As an aside, how is it legal to install spiked bolt caps on the front of your motorbike fairing?

    If they collide with anyone - even at low speed - a standard bolt cap compared with a spiked one could mean the difference between a minor injury and serious injury/death.

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      The reason it’s legal? Because it’s not illegal.

      ha ha

      But seriously, the chances are so low that it was likely never considered. Politicians have to pass a law to make something like that illegal, and what politician is even going to think about this, much less bring it up for a vote?

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    Mix some grease with small ball bearings rolled around in sulphuric acid, the acid should make the bearings dark enough to take them out if they ride at night.

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      Don’t slash. They can get you for destruction of property. Get a set of tire valve stem core remover tools and just unscrew the stem core without taking it out. Constant tire pressure loss. They’ll likely replace the tires and you can do it again. So much more nazi time wasted than slashing the tires.

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        Very good point. I was speaking more from a “don’t get caught” scenario. But you’re totally right. No one wants a destruction of property charge.

        Also agreed with the more time wasted the better.

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    I saw a biker with this tattoo at a stoplight. Wtf is wrong with people.