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Tony Bark@pawb.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 天前

Elon Musk Announces Plan to Control Climate by Surrounding Earth in Adjustable Satellites

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Elon Musk Announces Plan to Control Climate by Surrounding Earth in Adjustable Satellites

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Tony Bark@pawb.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 天前
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Elon Musk's brilliant plan for saving us from climate change involves a little help from a swarm of friendly AI satellites.
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    He needs to hurry up and od on ketamine before he figures out to upload his consciousness into neuralink and we end up in Altered Carbon.

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      It takes a lot of k to od. Cant we get him addicted to fent or something quicker?

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        Literally all we gotta do is cyber bully him harder collectively. He sleeps next to a pistol and has a known substance abuse issue which clouds his perception. One good K-hole and we can call it

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        Just keep him in the hot tub. Let nature take its course.

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          The truth is, the tub was rigged from the start

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        cocaine is probably easier to acquire for him.

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        Long term/chronic use can also lead to serious life threatening complications.

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        Lead poisoning should do it, at high velocity.

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      If he uploads his consciousness I’m going to download a copy of it, mod it into the Sims, and torture it on loop.

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        Related story of the horrors of uploading yourself 🤭

        https://qntm.org/mmacevedo

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      cocaine is most likely to OD you than KETAMINE.

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        Will just say it is really fucking hard to od on cocaine and it is one of the scariest feelings you can experience. Well unless you have a death wish

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          not if you combine it with multiple drugs. which ketamine-musk is likely doing.

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