owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agoI hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.lemmy.caexternal-linkmessage-square178fedilinkarrow-up1215arrow-down122file-text
arrow-up1193arrow-down1external-linkI hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.lemmy.caowenfromcanada@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square178fedilinkfile-text
Who does this? The condiments would be gone half way through this way. You gotta get them down the sides.
minus-squareOneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoReplace that boring mustard with spicy brown and that’s exactly how I do a dog.
minus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoUnder? So the first half is just plain dog?
minus-squareOneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoAre you eating your dogs sideways? Every bite has mustard on it.
minus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoI’m eating them top down like everyone else. So if you don’t get condiments along the side of the dog, they’re gone after the first few bites.
minus-squareOneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoYou’re supposed to eat them from the bottom up. That’s how monkeys do it in the wild, so obviously it’s how we evolved to eat hotdogs.
minus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoSometimes aesthetics trump evolution
minus-squareAA5B@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoUnder. So the mustard is less likely to glop onto your shirt
Replace that boring mustard with spicy brown and that’s exactly how I do a dog.
Under? So the first half is just plain dog?
Are you eating your dogs sideways? Every bite has mustard on it.
I’m eating them top down like everyone else. So if you don’t get condiments along the side of the dog, they’re gone after the first few bites.
You’re supposed to eat them from the bottom up. That’s how monkeys do it in the wild, so obviously it’s how we evolved to eat hotdogs.
Sometimes aesthetics trump evolution
Under. So the mustard is less likely to glop onto your shirt