slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 hours agoDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square65fedilinkarrow-up1301arrow-down10
arrow-up1301arrow-down1external-linkDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comslothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 hours agomessage-square65fedilink
minus-squareJaggedRobotPubes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up77·23 hours agoHe forgot to buy a second gun to stop his dog from using his first gun against him.
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·20 hours agoThe only thing that stops a good dog with a gun is a bad dog with a gun. Or maybe a cat with a knife, I guess? I dunno.😸
minus-squareTheLowestStone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·19 hours agoIt is the cat. The problem is then you need a mouse with a rusty needle to deal with the cat.
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12 hours agoCats already have little knives, though. Around 18 of them…
minus-squareslothrop@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·23 hours agoWhere were all the good dog gun owners to defend the victim?
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·21 hours agoBut then you’d have to buy a third gun to protect you from the second one
He forgot to buy a second gun to stop his dog from using his first gun against him.
The only thing that stops a good dog with a gun is a bad dog with a gun.
Or maybe a cat with a knife, I guess? I dunno.😸
It is the cat. The problem is then you need a mouse with a rusty needle to deal with the cat.
Cats already have little knives, though. Around 18 of them…
Where were all the good dog gun owners to defend the victim?
But then you’d have to buy a third gun to protect you from the second one