slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 hours agoDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square68fedilinkarrow-up1307arrow-down10
arrow-up1307arrow-down1external-linkDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comslothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 hours agomessage-square68fedilink
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·20 hours agoThe only thing that stops a good dog with a gun is a bad dog with a gun. Or maybe a cat with a knife, I guess? I dunno.😸
minus-squareTheLowestStone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·19 hours agoIt is the cat. The problem is then you need a mouse with a rusty needle to deal with the cat.
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·12 hours agoCats already have little knives, though. Around 18 of them…
The only thing that stops a good dog with a gun is a bad dog with a gun.
Or maybe a cat with a knife, I guess? I dunno.😸
It is the cat. The problem is then you need a mouse with a rusty needle to deal with the cat.
Cats already have little knives, though. Around 18 of them…