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M137@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world ·
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It's the only thing I can dream of saving up for in this economy.

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It's the only thing I can dream of saving up for in this economy.

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M137@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world ·
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  • wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works
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    This is propaganda by big poop knife. No one needs a poop knife when all you really need is a little practice to master the art of stomp waffling.

    • M137@lemmy.worldOP
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      I can’t say I’m deep enough into knowledge about this to deny I have been brainwashed by big poop knife. But I generally keep my showering and pooping separate, I generally poop more often than I shower. Maybe eating less fiber and getting to a one big poop a day schedule and doing that while showering is the correct way of life.

    • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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      Waffle Stomping. ;)

      • wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works
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        As long as it’s not Crepe Curbing I think we’re all in agreement here!

        • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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          Yes, but it’s important not to waffle on your stomp when stomping your waffle.

          A proper waffle stomp should be made with conviction.

  • Fredselfish@lemmy.world
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    You guys need a bidet.

  • LEM 1689@lemmy.sdf.org
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    How about a poop sponge? Seems a little safer.

    The Xylospongium!

    poop sponge

    • M137@lemmy.worldOP
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      Pretty sure that’s for a different purpose. A poop knife is for when you drop logs too big that they clog the toilet, you just slice them up a bit and down they go! I don’t think using this to mush them would be as effective and satisfying, this would also definitely be harder to wash clean.

      • LEM 1689@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Its purpose is just speculative, I read just a bit on Wiki, its a toiletry implement of some kind, maybe for cleaning toilets. There’s cleaning instructions, a bit of hot water and vinegar and its like brand new.

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    Everyone needs a good poop knife!

    • M137@lemmy.worldOP
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      Yes, and I’ve found the need for it more and more the older I get. Always better this have one and not need it than the other way around!

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    Treat yourself, get a full carving set!

  • oni ᓚᘏᗢ@lemmy.world
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    no fcking way, I didn’t knew this was a thing

    • RaoulDuke85@piefed.social
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      Twas a thing back in thus Reddit days.

    • M137@lemmy.worldOP
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      I’m very glad to have shown you the light, praise be on your further deuce dropping adventures!

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    Ain’t nobody need to buy a poop knife when you can walk outside and get yourself a poop stick that does the same thing

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    Fecal slicer

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      That’s just for pros.

  • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    Thumb it, then wash.

  • Thor A. Hopland@snabelen.no
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    @M137 also known as a dookie dagger… I’ll leave now.

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