This is propaganda by big poop knife. No one needs a poop knife when all you really need is a little practice to master the art of stomp waffling.
I can’t say I’m deep enough into knowledge about this to deny I have been brainwashed by big poop knife. But I generally keep my showering and pooping separate, I generally poop more often than I shower. Maybe eating less fiber and getting to a one big poop a day schedule and doing that while showering is the correct way of life.
Waffle Stomping. ;)
As long as it’s not Crepe Curbing I think we’re all in agreement here!
Yes, but it’s important not to waffle on your stomp when stomping your waffle.
A proper waffle stomp should be made with conviction.
You guys need a bidet.
How about a poop sponge? Seems a little safer.
The Xylospongium!
Pretty sure that’s for a different purpose. A poop knife is for when you drop logs too big that they clog the toilet, you just slice them up a bit and down they go! I don’t think using this to mush them would be as effective and satisfying, this would also definitely be harder to wash clean.
Its purpose is just speculative, I read just a bit on Wiki, its a toiletry implement of some kind, maybe for cleaning toilets. There’s cleaning instructions, a bit of hot water and vinegar and its like brand new.
Treat yourself, get a full carving set!
Everyone needs a good poop knife!
Yes, and I’ve found the need for it more and more the older I get. Always better this have one and not need it than the other way around!
no fcking way, I didn’t knew this was a thing
Twas a thing back in thus Reddit days.
I’m very glad to have shown you the light, praise be on your further deuce dropping adventures!
Ain’t nobody need to buy a poop knife when you can walk outside and get yourself a poop stick that does the same thing
Fecal slicer
That’s just for pros.
Thumb it, then wash.
@M137 also known as a dookie dagger… I’ll leave now.
