Krudler@lemmy.world to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days agoI don't own a body weight scalelemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1142arrow-down17
arrow-up1135arrow-down1external-linkI don't own a body weight scalelemmy.worldKrudler@lemmy.world to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days agomessage-square23fedilink
minus-squareFUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·25 days agoYou could try using a kitchen scale, but just one limb at a time, and one ass cheek at a time
minus-squarecaseyweederman@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up10·25 days agoDewey in Malcolm in the Middle putting his head on the scale, lifting his head up to see the number, and saying “Zero!”
minus-squareKrudler@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·25 days agoFinally a reasonable solution!
minus-squareHamartiogonic@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·25 days agoOr set up a seesaw and use the kitchen scale to weigh yourself in one go. With a bit of clever physics, you can prevent the scale from maxing out, and with a little bit of mathematics, you can convert the reading to your actual weight.
You could try using a kitchen scale, but just one limb at a time, and one ass cheek at a time
The Dahmer Method
Dewey in Malcolm in the Middle putting his head on the scale, lifting his head up to see the number, and saying “Zero!”
Finally a reasonable solution!
Or set up a seesaw and use the kitchen scale to weigh yourself in one go. With a bit of clever physics, you can prevent the scale from maxing out, and with a little bit of mathematics, you can convert the reading to your actual weight.