Maybe I’m irrational, but he boils my piss.
To me, that award will always go to Piers Morgan.
Fair. Personally, I would put Piers in the insufferable cunt category.
I’m sorry to disagree, but Morgan is definitely in the “human embodiment of faeces” category.
Ah, I didn’t realise ‘insufferable cunt’ was one of the available categories for nominations this year. Totally with you on that :)
Piers is in his own category, with Hitler
I hate Jamie Oliver more.
Wait… Is this not Jamie Oliver?
No, it’s Matt Tebbutt.
Who is he?
Matt Tebbutt. Presenter of Saturday Kitchen, chef, author, weapons-grade bellend.
And he dyes his hair a weird shade of chestnut.
Thanks.
Never heard of him.
Given what you said, happy about that
Nope.
For me it’s Marcus Wareing. Watch the intro to his TV show. “Until recently I worked, but now I’m just chilling out and living the good life you fucking peasants couldn’t even imagine. Look at how good my life is!”
Matt Baker annoys me just as much; no idea why.




