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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 hours ago

Dads be like

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Dads be like

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 hours ago
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  • b34k@lemmy.world
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    Damnit… it’s come full circle. Now I’m the dad, and saying the same thing to my 3yo when he turns the light on as he gets in his car seat.

  • mech@feddit.org
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    back then, windshields had no anti-reflective coating and headlights were a lot dimmer. You couldn’t see shit outside the car with a light on inside.

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    If I used my gameboy light in the car I wasn’t allowed to be within the area my dad could see in the rearview mirror

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      I get it. as someone with superb night vision, any amount of light that offsets my ISO can be blinding.

      I can’t even drive in cities after dark because it’s too difficult to see and everything is just washed out lights.

      put me on a dark rural road without lights and a quarter moon and I can drive without headlights (true story).

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      You’re god damn right.

      Sorry… I mean… as a dad who did some driving with younger kids at night with their stuff with the backlights. You have to understand that you’ve just blinded me to everything, and it’s also very distracting. But to be fair, it wasn’t just the kids. My wife would do the same damn thing with her laptop, and that was a far bigger light. And a far more delicate method of approaching.

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        Slam the brakes full-stop on the highway, reach over, open the door, kick her out, speed away. The adult version of “I will turn this car around”.

        Right? …right?

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    I’m old enough…

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    Great movie, my favourite part was the thud when Stalin got almost dead.

    • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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      What’s the movie?

    • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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      What’s the movie?

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      What’s the movie?

      • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz
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        Death of Stalin

        • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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          But the other commenter just said he almost died? False advertising smh

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            Well, one becomes almost dead before one becomes fully dead, right?

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              Big if true

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