“You know, this guy — Vladimir, whatever his name is — total disaster! Total disaster! He’s in Ukraine, causing all kinds of problems, and frankly, he’s been very disrespectful. Very disrespectful!”
“We gave them a beautiful deal — beautiful! We delivered Putin’s peace plan right to Kiev, hand-delivered, like Amazon Prime, and what do we get? Nothing! Just whining, complaining, fake accusations — the usual nonsense!”
“If they had just said yes — just said yes! — we’d have peace, we’d have stability, and quite frankly, I’d be getting the Nobel Peace Prize. Everybody knows it. Everybody!”
My imagined quotes from a possible Trump rant about the situation.
I was confused for a second, until I realized that Putins and Selenskyjs first names are very similar
Hehe, yeah, I was a bit worried about how to separate them in the quote in a realistic way, and I just could not believe that Trump would bother remembering the name Volodymyr, he would just default to a name he knows very well.
Genuinely scarily accurate!
It is also why I spelt Kyiv as Kiev as I doubt Trump would make the effort to remember the proper name, also as a nod to his potential Russian connections.
I fucking hate Trump. Send him to fight for Ukraine as a soldier so at least he can die doing something right.
