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Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago

It seems like everyone is split into two camps these days: pro-vax and anti-vax, pro-tariff and anti-tariff, probiotic and antibiotic...

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It seems like everyone is split into two camps these days: pro-vax and anti-vax, pro-tariff and anti-tariff, probiotic and antibiotic...

Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago
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    Progress and Congress

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    Pro joke and whatever this is.

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    Prolapse and antilapse…

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      Prostate and Antistate?

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        Probably and antibably

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          Prosthetic and Antisthetic

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Where punchline?

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      Probiotic and antibiotic

      • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
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        Not very punchy, even for a dad joke

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          Not all biotics use their powers for melee

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            abiotic

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        theres also a prebiotic, probiotic.

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      Hi dad, I’m punchline!

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    Professional and confessional

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    Waxing and waning…

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