fucking idiot

Ended up meeting my wife because I drunkenly called her roommate a bitch within 30 minutes of being introduced, and the roommate responded by loudly declaring we were friends now and she was abducting me into a historical re-enactment marching band thing.

To be fair, my friends would regularly greet each other with curses and a smile. “Come over here you lanky ass fuckboy! Hug!”

It’s too early in the day for memes to be calling me out like this.

You had me at “fucking idiot”.

No, don’t apologise. I already fell in love with you <3

listen adora - i may be literally bad at intercourse as i lack the experience - but… this does remind me of school, where:

• peeps would insult someone
• then pretend to come back and say they didnt mean it that way
  • maybe even allude to the idea of finding that individual hot
• then insult them again.,

i was lucky enough to not be involved in such evil insulting chenanigans… this post does remind me of that tho-…

so if this happened to me in real life, id prolli say “yea right”.,… then go silent for 3 seconds - and then go “u kno u hurt peeps with this, right?”

i wonder if these peeps realize this…