I even used an air fryer.
Ayyyy lmao.
I still can’t believe how many people thought this was a real fucking alien.
This is for you Fry, Zevulon the Great. He’s teriyaki style.
Looks fine to me. Just needs some Giorgio A. Tsoukalos on it.
Yep, some Tsoukal-sauce should fix it right up
And the real one too with the hair cap, the one without the hair cap is just not trustworthy as a sauce.
I’m not saying it’s too dry, but it’s too dry.
Did you forget to put a damp paper towel over it? Rookie mistake
Nothing? That’s how it’s supposed to look.
Will gravy fix it? I got a deal on the turkey.
Bought it from this guy in a Bass Pro Shop parking lot.
That’s where you find the real deals! I don’t ask where that turkey came from, I don’t wanna know, and I don’t expect you to provide me with a receipt, just hand over the turkey-like substance and I’ll hand over the money-like money and we allllll walk away happy.
Need some milk
Your human-catalyst was too troubled during transcendence and lost its purpose. Full motivation and drive are required before stepping beyond.
That’s what I thought, but I basted.
ayyyyyy lmao
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