kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 4 days agoSLPT: Google how to do a different crime every single day. That way if you do commit a crime later in life, your search history won't give you away.message-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up188arrow-down10
arrow-up188arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Google how to do a different crime every single day. That way if you do commit a crime later in life, your search history won't give you away.kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squareArghblarg@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up28·4 days agoIf planning on being a serial killer, run a barber shop or something where literally thousands of people leave their DNA on-site, and your DNA is on literally thousands of other people.
minus-squareFreshParsnip@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·22 hours agoApparently there was a case where one woman’s DNA kept turning up at multiple crime scenes. Turned out she was a worker at a cotton swab factory.
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-24 days agoThis one right here, officer!
minus-squarecannedtuna@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 days agoYou can even work with your local meat pie shop to assist with the body disposal! The perfect accomplice!
minus-squarekriz@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoOk google a crime every day AND get a job where you get covered in DNA. Barber yes but also Sewer Cleaner, Pornstar, Body Mopper…
If planning on being a serial killer, run a barber shop or something where literally thousands of people leave their DNA on-site, and your DNA is on literally thousands of other people.
Apparently there was a case where one woman’s DNA kept turning up at multiple crime scenes. Turned out she was a worker at a cotton swab factory.
This one right here, officer!
You can even work with your local meat pie shop to assist with the body disposal! The perfect accomplice!
Ok google a crime every day AND get a job where you get covered in DNA. Barber yes but also Sewer Cleaner, Pornstar, Body Mopper…