• dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Become a blood splatter specialist for your local police department. Only target the most evil and guilty of people for your “killing spree”. If they start catching on, fake your death and move north.

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      Eh just become a regular cop. Then all you have to do is either take a paid vacation or move a county over when you’re caught. Then the city will handle body disposal, you don’t need a boat or ocean access.