kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 4 days agoSLPT: Google how to do a different crime every single day. That way if you do commit a crime later in life, your search history won't give you away.message-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up188arrow-down10
arrow-up188arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Google how to do a different crime every single day. That way if you do commit a crime later in life, your search history won't give you away.kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squaredan1101@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoThey will just cite the time you searched for how to commit that particular crime.
minus-squarekriz@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 days ago“Your honor my client is interested in all kinds of crimes, this has no bearing on this case”
minus-squareFreshParsnip@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-221 hours agoAn actual good cover would be writing crime fiction. Then you’re not just researching how to do crime for no apparent reason, you’re taking an interest in crime for constructive purposes.
They will just cite the time you searched for how to commit that particular crime.
“Your honor my client is interested in all kinds of crimes, this has no bearing on this case”
An actual good cover would be writing crime fiction. Then you’re not just researching how to do crime for no apparent reason, you’re taking an interest in crime for constructive purposes.