kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 4 days agoSLPT: Google how to do a different crime every single day. That way if you do commit a crime later in life, your search history won't give you away.message-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up188arrow-down10
arrow-up188arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Google how to do a different crime every single day. That way if you do commit a crime later in life, your search history won't give you away.kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squareuntorquer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 days agoEh just become a regular cop. Then all you have to do is either take a paid vacation or move a county over when you’re caught. Then the city will handle body disposal, you don’t need a boat or ocean access.
Eh just become a regular cop. Then all you have to do is either take a paid vacation or move a county over when you’re caught. Then the city will handle body disposal, you don’t need a boat or ocean access.