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- 196@lemmy.world
A meme with the text “f you share this, a goth girl with 5’3, no piercing, no tattoo, and no attitude will visit you in the next 24 hours
“Can i get goth girl, no piercings?” No piercings?! “And hold the tattoos!” Hold the tattoos?! “And hold the attitude!” HOLD THE ATTITUDE?! Hey Jimmy,get me a goth with nuthin”
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(I can’t believe “none pizza left beef” has a wikipedia page)
That’s practically a nun
Or nazgul
nazgul definitely have attitude
Nun > Nazgul
In terms of attitude
It’s Morticia Addams, my gateway goth girl.
Edit: oops, she’s like 1.8 meters tall.
That’s average?
The Dinka of South Sudan, likely the tallest people in the world, average just over 180 cm, so I wouldn’t call a 180 cm woman average, no.
Morticia Addams from the Addams Family comics fits the requirements of the post’s hypothetical goth girl save for being estimated as about 5’11/180 cm, much taller than the listed 5’3/160 cm. The comics and Carolyn Jones’s portrayal (dating myself harder than C-14 here) are also where a very young SoleInvictus first realized they have a thing for pale women in elegant dark clothing with eccentric personalities, hence her being my gateway goth girl.
dating myself harder than C-14
ha, gotta remember this one
The 1998 one is the first one I saw growing up and I don’t feel like I missed out
They want a “tradwife” who wears black lipstick.
They’ll probably want her to listen to metal covers of Christian songs as well lmao.
Satanic screaming probably improves most Christian songs
Satan is an xtian construct, so satan8c screaming is still xtian music.
If you believe in Satan as an equal and opposite force to God you’re not Christian. You’re not even monotheistic.
Xtianity isn’t monotheistic though as it has the trinity and a huge emphasis on jesus being worshipped as the son of god. What’s another entity added to this?
And not to mention with one more guy in the mix, they’ll actually have a quad and it’ll be more symbolically ballanced, one guy for each arm of the tortue device they use as a holy religious symbol.
Hell, with one more dude and a quint, they can crucify jesus in the middle and have a dude for each end of the crucifix. Big g at the top, D man at the bottom, dead J in the middle, Holy S on the right and player 5 on the left.
For real lmao
So a tradwife in black?
They said hold the attitude.
Tradwives get to have whatever attitude their husband allows, apparently
Exactly. The captioner wants someone they can abuse without the ability to resist.
Funny thing is, most trad goths will tell ya that to be goth all you gotta do is listen to the music, you don’t have to dress or act any certain way.
In my day most goths would spend the entire night telling you why every single other person in the club was not a real goth.
The funniest one i remember was that only Liebach is true goth music, if you listen to anything else you’re a poser.
Laibach, poseur.
Beautiful.
Liebach?
Well, uh… She’ll be pale and wear a lot of black?
No, wearing that much black takes attitude
Funny thing is, big tiddy goth girlfriends sometimes turn into big titty wives who make your wardrobe look dark and colorless in comparison! I should know I married one!
Nuthiiinnn???
