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potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago

Life sadly rarely plays out like in Hollywood movies

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Life sadly rarely plays out like in Hollywood movies

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potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago
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    The log was cgi’d, because real logs don’t bounce off the road like rubber balls. And also poorly secured logs are more likely to fall from the side than to slip all the long way to the back.

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      Just my luck.

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        I’ve heard that bricks might be more effective.

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      No way! I thought it was a documentary!

      Kidding aside, yup.

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    I mean, if you change lanes, all you’re doing is delaying the inevitable, right?

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      Did you just discover the truth behind this timeline?

      We escaped something catastrophic and this is just death fucking with us while it gets around to each of us in order.

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        We put too much effort into fixing the Y2K bug. That was supposed to destroy civilization, but since it didn’t the timeline has been trying to re-assert itself ever since.

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        We escaped the world ending in 2012.

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    *Starts ramming the truck with my car*

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