Archaeologists years later, “There seem to be multiple instances on these engravings of the phrase ‘Mummies I’d like to fuck’ “

Couldn’t find lewds, but I did find this…

(by mofuka – pixiv - danbooru)

Eh. I’m dead. That’s somebody else’s problem now.

… or when you hear the mummifier saying they’re going to bury you next to Akhenaten … FOREVER!