He (after he regains full consciousness) is about to launch into the most racist, conspiracy laden tirade you have ever heard in your entire life because the nurses at the dementia ward are 37 seconds late with his third serving of Jello fat free tapioca pudding. 🫡
“And put a sign so everyone knows that I am the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. I want there to be NO confusion.”
i don’t think this guy has “full consciousness”
He’s reaching LLM levels of sentience in this pic
So this is what a puppet looks like when you pull your hand out… Very interesting.
Maybe we’ll consider electing someone who isn’t a senior citizen, next time. Three terms of the two oldest presidents in US history seems like enough.
Every president since Clinton except Obama have been born within 5 years of each other. We’ve given the same generation power for over 30 years now
Dick Van Dyke 2028!
If Biden is “sleepy,” then Trump is a fucking mummy.
Anyone remember the six week political news event that wrapped around Obama wearing a beige suit and how that sullied the Office of the Presidency?
I 'member. How about that time he used Dijon mustard and the time he put his feet up on the Resolute Desk?

Was it before or after he got his Nobel peace price for war crimes?
extremely depressing that this is the state of our country but a very small upside is that this is solid meme potential.
Encapsulates the feeling of taking 2 benadryl after accidentally eating something cooked with crabI’m so sorry that you’re unable to enjoy nature’s gift, the crab.
It’s not crab for me (thank god), but yeah pretty much. That boy zonkin
Murmurs: “bubba”
And drops a snowglobe.
trump rocking the ‘blowing bill look’

Yeah he’s dreaming about Bubba whipping out that foot-long.
My kids used to make this same face when they were making a poopy in their diapers.
They don’t put the name tags on everything in the retirement home because the residents are so important. It’s because they forget.
Living in Florida might make you think it’s normal though what with all the retirees.
For a second I thought he was having a stroke and got excited
Geriatric Donnie and his vice president, the failed Appalachian abortion.
This picture is of a piece of shit too shitty even for shitposts.
looks like he’s in the throes of an anal orgasm.















