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NegativeNull@lemm.ee@lemm.ee to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago

Speaking of Klingon counselors...

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Speaking of Klingon counselors...

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NegativeNull@lemm.ee@lemm.ee to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
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    Yes, he practices CBT: Combat & Battle Therapy

    • NegativeNull@lemm.ee@lemm.eeOP
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      Does CBT cure PTSD, or does it cause PTSD?

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      • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
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        Yes.

    • Taako_Tuesday@lemmy.ca
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      At least its not the other kind of CBT

      • BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world
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        I tried rubbing CBT oil on my feet to help with my anxiety. I couldn’t walk right and was peeing blood for weeks.

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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          Removed by mod

          • kamenLady@startrek.website
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            LOL

            It’s a joke, right?

            … Right?

            The only CBT i enjoyed a lot, was a grindcore band named “Cock and Ball Torture” in the early 2000s. They were great. Their first album “Cocktales” is wild.

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              Removed by mod

              • kamenLady@startrek.website
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                I believe you.

  • Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    A Klingon is the only counsellor with the relevant experience to treat O’Brien

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      Klingon runs out crying like a little girl.

      “I came to counsel him and instead he counselled me! … puts his hands to his face mwahhhhhhh”

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    DS9 would be at 699.94% efficiency with this crew!

    • AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, but they’d have to deal with a 3,556.23% increase in irish drinking songs.

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        I hear he’s partial to an old Earth ditty called “Louie Louie”

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        How is that a problem?

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      Until someone needed to speak to the counselor.

      • Xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink
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        You don’t speak to the councilor

        you fight him

        It sounds like it wouldn’t be very effective, but he manages to make it quite therapeutic

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      Imagine if we used EMH tech to put him on every ship- THAT would improve the fleet unquestionably.

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        That would achieve the unheard-of 100% fleetwide efficiency. Not even the Q Continuum could stop Starfleet

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          “To boldy go, where no holo-obrien has gone before.”

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          “To boldy go where no Holo-O’brien has gone before.”

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    I’d watch 7 seasons of this

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    I wish there was a series with Colm as Captain O’Brien! But he was in Star Trek from the TNG pilot up to the DS9 finale, I imagine he was sick of it once that finished up.

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      In order for O’Brien to become a Captain he would have had to become a commissioned officer instead of an enlistedman, and you just know he’d never do that.

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        It’d mean having to dress up on those awful formal uniforms.

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        Doesn’t have to be Federation. He could be a captain of his own ship.

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    Honor to your union

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    That’s it, I want a klingon counselor on lower decks.

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    Who’s the transporter chief?

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    Surely Garak should be included as the ship’s tailor

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    I don’t know if he can trust Bashir, he lost William B Travis.

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    I’d take the EMH over Bashir any day of the week.

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      I want an EMH!

      We have an EMH at home!

      EMH at home

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        They should have stuck with the Bashir model, genetic engineering or no.

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