When life gives you gators, don’t make Gatorade. Make life take the gators back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn gators! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson gators! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the gators! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible gator that burns your house down!
Please do not the gators. :(
Too late :(
This kills the gator
Mmmmmm gatorade
Humans actually created gators; they’re a crossbreed of citron and crocodile. So in a way, we already made Gatorade.
Its too bad the REAL gatorade got banned from shelves during the Cola Wars.
That’s why I only drink homemade Gatorade. Take the Gator out over my dead body!
You mean the cola wars in the 80s? Like when people gave a shit about Coke vs Pepsi? Because tv commercials told us this was important?
Gatorade has certainly been back on the shelves since then.
We should care about it because the companies lobbied to take legal action against competition and almost monopolized soft drinks in the USA.
It’s the reason Sassafras is illegal as a food additive in the USA, so all US root beer is fake now.
The gator thing, however, was a joke.
In the same line of thought: stop killing babies to make baby oil. /s
I keep rubbing the “no more tears” shampoo in my kid’s eyes and she keeps crying.
Have you tried rubbing Ozzy Osbourne into her eyes instead?
I can’t anymore :(
Its bad enough that humans are already stealing all the gator’s aid to fuel spectator sports, don’t juice out the little they still get.
The Gatorade must flow…
I always wondered what Gatorade was made out of.
I always wondered what Lemonade was made out of
Can anyone suggest a good brand of Gator juicer? Mine isn’t cutting it these days.
poor gata
You’re doing it wrong, everyone knows that alligators go on the press cone with their mouth. Crocodiles, on the other hand…
