The app store is already tailored to give me the least relevant results possible lol. Idk why they do this

um, hello, that’s an improvement. if it wasn’t sleek, smart design and brilliant functionality, apple wouldn’t do it. apple haters just don’t understand real innovation.

now, excuse me, i must go spend $1200 on a newer handheld 4K doomscroll + scrabble machine because i’m a serious fucking tech genius.

Just when I was thinking I wasn’t getting enough ads, Apple comes through for me!

This is so disgusting

Capitalism breeds innovation!