Chihuahua
My little girl isn’t evil…
Little babyyy!
She’s so adorable I can’t even cope with it!
A Russian terrier. It’s Russian, so of course it’s evil.
I have an evil dog. The other day, she dug up a mole, killed it and brought it in through the dog door, then sat on her bed with it between her legs as a trophy, which is where we found it when we got home. We tried to pick it up, but she grabbed it, ran out the dog door, stubbornly ate half of it on the patio and left the other half for us to clean up.
Just get a husky. I can confirm that they’re both good boys and evil at the same time
Redefine good!
Just get a Shiba. Their answer to this question would be “Get the hell away from me, weirdo.”
This is the correct answer.
But they have to be evil - says the witch holding the goodest cat that can be carried around without scratching and biting.