oh I got the joke, nobody want to be an Iron
Man… I always picked iron because it was the easiest to grip
And slide
Why is there a dong cage?
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because it’s 4pm honey…
Its strapon time
Because it’s locktober. Lock your sissies up!
I like the spring piece but my brother is always stealing it
Poor lil fella
I’m down to read your fanfic
Everyone knows the race car is the best.
Screw that, gimme the battleship
I beg to differ… It is common knowledge that the boot is the best piece to use if you want to win
Because of the strap?
Because of the implication.
THIMBLE FOR LIFE
…the penis?
Oh man it’s been a long time since I’ve played. For all I remember it could have have had a penis and I just forgot.
Hmmm… If only it were a penis…
I’m disappointed in myself that I didn’t notice the dick cage until I read about it in the comments. I should probably get some sleep…
No no, that’s a good thing. Congrats.
What’s the difference between the thimble and the cock cage?
I wanna play with the dick cage.
Just lock me up, i wanna go to jail.
Number 2
I irrationally want to swap the places of the dog and the hat so that the top row would all be things you wear.
I would have said that a wish for categorisation was pretty rational.
I fully support the dog-hat swap!
No that’s pretty rational. An irrational reason to move those pieces would be because the pancakes you had for breakfast had too much syrup on them.
The dong protector/ lemon zester is always my favorite piece because it can obviously fill both roles at the same time.
It’s supposed to be a thimble.
I don’t think bird cages are designed for protection.
That’s not a…why?
I have a newer edition of Monopoly which has a T-rex, so obviously I always play as the T-rex.
Wheelbarrow boys checking in
I like to flip it upside down to make it into a battle-bot
I’m very sad Parker Brothers’ replaced the horse-and-rider with the cage.
