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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

A new low

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A new low

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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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    2 years ago

    Can’t ask them to stop, cus they will simply Dublin down the pun

    • FUCKRedditMods@lemm.ee
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      Pun 10/10, execution 6/10

      “You can’t even ask them to drop the puns—their response will just be Dublin down”

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        For the uninitiated, what does Dublin have to do with chickens? I searched but I just got restaurants from Ireland.

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          Dublin was the location of the KFC she applied to in the picture

        • goa_mpu@feddit.de
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          “Dublin down” sound like “doubling down”. That’s the pun.

          • callouscomic@lemm.ee
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            Which was also a KFC sandwich.

            Explaining the joke is fun!

            • goa_mpu@feddit.de
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              I did not know that. Thank you for explaining!

          • RiverGhost@slrpnk.net
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            I got the “doubling down” part, but hadn’t seen that the screenshot was about a Dublin location until another user pointed it out.

  • diprount_tomato@lemmy.world
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    Also, what skills does a fast food chain need?

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      Could be a corporate job

      • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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        Someone has to keep the peasants in line

        • smoof@kbin.social
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          *pheasants

    • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world
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      You can get rejected if you’re not child labour. They want their workers cheap and children are cheap.

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        Also if you seem too knowledgeable on pesky things like labor rights.

  • Z3k3@lemmy.world
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    At least they got a rejection

    • pdxfed@lemmy.world
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      Success kid?

      • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.pub
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        2 years ago

        More like ghosted kid :/

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    Funny meta social media posts? Fine. Whatever.

    But this is honestly just insulting and unprofessional.

    I’m sure they get some applications from people who genuinely need that job, and then they’d get sent that rejection…

  • Etterra@lemmy.world
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    Did they just tell you that you’re not good enough to put chicken in bucket?

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    I wish brands would stop trying to be funny

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    If I got something like this after applying to a fast food place there’s a non-zero chance I kill myself.

    Wtf do you mean I don’t have the skills? What skills?

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    You should apply to a Brawndo job

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      “You don’t have what plants crave at this time.”

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    That’s not how a professional company rejects an applicant. Judging by this grammarless email (and this email alone), it sounds like you may have dodged a bullet. I am sorry that you’ve been rejected, though. That’s never a fun experience, and their lack of compassion in their “cute” (but actually rather insulting) email is incomprehensible. Just because they didn’t see you a a secret recipe, doesn’t mean you’re not. KFC has gone down hill more than almost any other chain in terms of flavor and quality, and their email here is a testament to their decision-making skills they seem to still be lacking.

    E: autocorrect and my own mistakes.

    • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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      Also, KFC continues to work in Russia, sponsoring the war through taxes. Just in case anyone needs more reasons to hate them

    • YAMAPIKARIYA@lemmyfi.com
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      KFC USA always sucked. They have much more variety and quality in other countries. Speaking from experience.

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    Reply with bah, humbug!

    👻

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    I was no-contacted by Wendy’s and McDonald’s, and Carl’s Jr told me i lived too far away for them to hire me and it to make sense.

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    deleted by creator

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    Removed by mod

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