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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • ∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nz
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    1 year ago

    Bottom half or top half? This is important.

    • Buffaloaf@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Left half

      • Brickhead92@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        I can work with that.

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          One testicle, half a penis and half a vagina?

          • ubermeisters@lemmy.world
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            1 year ago

            My favorite pizza toppings all in one sentence

            • Kerandir@lemmy.world
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              1 year ago

              Thats moment like this I was missing from reddit, thanks for the laughs guys 🤣

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              1 year ago

              You forgot pineapple

              • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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                You can make a nipple out of the pineapple and still have an ape

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            1 year ago

            Just like God intended

          • elxeno@lemm.ee
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            1 year ago

            Just like the average human.

      • ∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nz
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        1 year ago

        Acceptable

      • ghostdoggtv@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Hell yeah

    • ubermeisters@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Back half only

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        1 year ago

        Some guys have an ass, that’s doable.

        • Colonel Sanders@lemmy.world
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          1 year ago

          No need for a comma there ;)

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          most guys have an ass

          • R0cket_M00se@lemmy.world
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            1 year ago

            Hank Hill’s ass doesn’t count.

            • ubermeisters@lemmy.world
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              maybe it’s just a narrow urethra thing

      • PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works
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        A pussy and a busy. Got damn.

        • JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world
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          G-Spot and a P-Spot

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