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minus-squarerockSlayer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up50arrow-down2·1 year agoI’m staunchly anti trackball, but pro keyboard nipple
minus-squareManifish_Destiny@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up41·1 year agoNot for actual use, but for bonding with your laptop.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoI hate cleaning up the liquid that comes out the ports when you play with it too much. You have to use soap because it gets all gloopy with just water.
minus-squareFishFace@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·1 year agoprotip: SQL injection can also be used to inject oxytocin into your laptop so she will really love you the way you love her…
minus-squareidunnololz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoMy keyboard nipple lactates when I use it. Is that normal?
minus-squareextant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoSounds like you’re over stimulating it.
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·1 year agoNgl, I love that little mouse nub on my thinkpad
minus-squareevidences@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoKeyboard nipple is that like a clit mouse?
minus-squarerockSlayer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoYep, different names for the same thing. Relevant XKCD
I’m staunchly anti trackball, but pro keyboard nipple
Not for actual use, but for bonding with your laptop.
I hate cleaning up the liquid that comes out the ports when you play with it too much.
You have to use soap because it gets all gloopy with just water.
protip: SQL injection can also be used to inject oxytocin into your laptop so she will really love you the way you love her…
My keyboard nipple lactates when I use it. Is that normal?
Sounds like you’re over stimulating it.
Ngl, I love that little mouse nub on my thinkpad
Keyboard nipple is that like a clit mouse?
Yep, different names for the same thing. Relevant XKCD
RSI will fix that.