First I wanted to contradict and say that I like arch linux because it feels good… So yes: I see your point
It’s so plug & play
Universal Plug and Play: it works on all genders!
Pretty much everyone has a butthole, it’s the ultimate input/output port.
Universal Serial Bussy.
;-)
Hmm, the Arch one seems to be incorrect. People who wear a buttplug won’t randomly announce that they’re wearing buttplug.
They likely would, if it was an Arch butt plug.
A Bluetooth controlled butt plug that runs Arch? 😩
Gotta commit some cahnges to this repo
Well,
git pushcomes soon
Marry me!
Good luck getting the BT driver for the vibrator to work, the AUR package has been broken for months
Sign me up!
What about a buttplug ran by arch?
We don’t have the same friends.
Acutally… They do on the internet. And may even earn money by doing so.
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Also, too smooth for Archusers. They prefer more pain.
I read the meme as Arch is something that you should shove up your @$$
It’s okay to say “ass” on the internet, FYI.
I feel like Ubuntu should be one of those squeaky hammer toys. Maybe I’m just biased,
I think you’re right. But, I’m trying to make my memes inclusive: I don’t bash ubuntu users for the same reasons I don’t beat people already on the ground and refrain from mocking the handicapped.
Well you bash us arch users but i get it we can take it! Lmao. Or maybe ubuntu users just can’t take a joke
You shure as hell can take it in the ass that’s for sure
Yeah arch does get you laid
He shure doesh
I cam take a jork
But what makes ubuntu better as a first distro than mint or fedora? It installs snaps even when you specifically invoke apt, a new user who doesn’t understand the messages will press yes, see that it seemed to work and have issues later that can scare them away from linux.
What I’m trying to say is that we should bash the people still recommending ubuntu.
Oh, I’m absolutely fine with bashing people recommending Ubuntu. Hand me the first stone!
No, Debian should definitely be the Swiss army knife, and Ubuntu should definitely be the playdoh Swiss army knife.
That’s a weird Debian logo on the Swiss Army Knife
I use arch btw
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Mint would be a colourful toy piano. Just the way I like it.
That guy is so rad.
I use lube btw
is it really Arch if you’re not going in dry?
lube = archinstall
aaaAAAAaarch
Isn’t that gentoo then?
Ubuntu. Multitool. Yeah, funny
Its pretty apt because while you can technically use it to do a variety of things its almost always outclassed in any particular use
Its pretty apt
I see what you did there
Exactly, multi role and underpowered.
But, good enough for just about anything most people need to do on a daily basis. For anything else there’s specialized tools.
And it’s popular, and it’s something non-Linux users might recognize.
Well, I didn’t see it from that point. Makes sense 🤣
Checking calendar to see if April 1st
I don’t know why, but it really is. You’d be surprised to see how many servers in the wild run ubuntu and how many docker images are based on ubuntu.
Docker images should really be distroless most of the time. There’s way too much junk in the majority of Docker images when in most cases, you really just need your app and whatever dynamic libraries or runtimes it requires (if you can’t statically compile it). You don’t need an OS in there!
Also there’d be way more servers running Debian compared to Ubuntu.
You often (if not most of the time) need some infrastructure in OCI containers (while we’re at it, let’s get rid of the misnomer Docker image). And that’s going to be some subset of a distribution hand-crafted for that purpose. Most of the time, that should be Alpine, because they provide the slimmest base image.
Most of the time, that should be Alpine, because they provide the slimmest base image.
Distroless containers (e.g. https://github.com/GoogleContainerTools/distroless, Chiselled Ubuntu, etc) are often smaller than Alpine ones. Google’s smallest Debian-based one is around 2MB.
I have a Dockerized C# app… I’m going to try .NET Native AOT (which was improved a lot in .NET 8, released today) to compile it into a self-contained binary, and see how well it works with a distroless base container.
I’m curious to hear how that works out. I’m a big fan of C#; not so much the Microsoft ecosystem. I’d say for maximum scalability you’d want languages which compile to small binaries. So, Go, Rust, C++, C, and theoretically some others. The approach with Java and C# to bundle the framework, JIT, etc, and then try to shave off as much as you can get away with feels kind of backwards. And I get the excitement of the Java folks when they manage to create a self-contained binary with GraalVM and co of 12mb. Like, that’s impressive, but had you developed the same thing with Go it would be .5mb. Curious to see how .NET fares in that comparison to Java.
In the dotnet 8 announcement the brag is that a minimal web service will be 8.5 megs
That’s Alpine
Google’s distroless base images are based on Debian and are smaller than Alpine images.
Debian isn’t really an option if you want paid support. You really only have Red Hat, SUSE, and Canonical. Of course, there are a lot of Ubuntu servers out there.
It’s because of laziness.
There’s a difference between lazy and focused on other things.
Potato, tomato.
You can use those other distributions as buttplugs, too, but they’re not going to be pleasurable or even comfortable.
This statement implies using arch btw as a buttplug is pleasurable and/or comfortable.
Did they stutter?
Anything can be a butt plug if you are brave enough
My friend who uses Arch…btw. Is good at chess
Is this them? Looks like a chess pro.
Yeah butt with a tail.
Bzzzzzzzt
i guess i got something in common with ur friend:)
That would explain the joy I’m feeling when using my PC
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
The weak prude mindset vs the based chad buttset
Arch is so pleasant to to use…
But it’s a little cold at first when you start using it.
using no install helper ≈ no lube, no prewarming
That’s the way I like it
And one wrong move is a twinge of pressure
This is garbage, preposterous even! Kali is a toy lockpick for script kiddies, parrotOS is where the real deal is. Or you know just install the tools on debian.
I use arch btUwU
It was PHLAK back in the day. I just like Kali because it has so many tools ready to go out of the box. Run Debian as main OS though and it’s pretty simple to add their repos and install them.
So I just spent the last day reading the Arch wiki on butt plugs. It is now fully configured and ready for use 🥴
