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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to cats@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Caught red pawed!

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Caught red pawed!

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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to cats@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    2 years ago

    Little homie looking up"hot pussy in my area"

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      Naw. Already has that taken care of. they was ordering fresh sushi for their lunch date.

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        Not really a date, but maybe a tail hookup. No way to know for sure until OP checks their history for catnip orders for same day home delivery.

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          OP is suddenly realizing where all that sushi came from… hehe

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      “No Google, hairy. Hot HAIRY pussy. Like REALLY hairy. Like, you’ll need a comb to find out which side is the head part.”

      My search history is ruined.

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    I left a messenger app open once. My cat sent my boss about 500 dots. It came up as super rude, about 2 hours before that I had asked him something and made it clear that I was awaiting a response.

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    Is it at least their cat?

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    This is a great security feature. Is it an app?

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      No, it’s a cat. You can tell by the ears.

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        There used to be an app that was a cat. It was almost definitely spyware, though.

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      It’s a cool story

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        I heard some phone did that, but laptops as far as I am aware neither windows or MacOS supports it maybe some display-manager on Linux with custom patches would do it.

        • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃@pawb.social
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          Windows has so many settings in local group policy editor for passwords, I’m sure there’s a way to detect failed attempts with a script in task scheduler and take a picture. I don’t know how myself but it’s probably possible. Idk about Mac. And for Linux, you can probably have it install a tracker on the thief’s phone over bluetooth…

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          https://www.cerberusapp.com

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    Imagine someone holds the cat while trying to crack the password

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      Have you ever tried holding a cat?

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    S/he was probably trying to online order cat food

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      The cat food is probably always there. Kitty was trying to buy nip on the dark web.

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    “Password is not ‘hoominstoopid’, damn!”

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    Hackercat!

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    Lol, cutie

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    How can I set up Kubuntu to do this?

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