Ranger: It’s terrible! Murder victims are getting lured to our park and their bodies dumped! We have to do something!

Sign maker: I got you fam.

Let me begin. I came to win. Battle me, that’s a sin.

Calm down, the bag in the second picture is bigger than it appears. It’s all fine

You’re missing the mysterious emergence of a car. C’mon, guys, you’re smarter than this: Obviously one or both of the hikers is a transformer.

What did the green man do to the two tan men?

Don’t worry, they packed them out.

I don’t see the problem, aren’t you supposed to drop off your murder victims in the forest?

That reminds me of the dark joke:
A psycho walks into the woods with a woman by the hand. The moon is barely shining and it’s so dark that you can’t see your hand in close distance. There’s cracking and rustling everywhere. The woman mumbles: “It’s really scary here.” The man says: “What can I say, I’ll have to walk back all by myself later.”

And the red garbage bag in the trunk!

Did they f*cking stutter?

what does that mean when the eyes(?) go greater than