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NakamuraEmi_bias@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

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NakamuraEmi_bias@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    PSA: For maximum hygiene, close the lid BEFORE you flush.

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      closes lid

      Sits down

      Shits on lid

      Flushes

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        Dad, you’re drunk!

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          My name’s not dunk

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        Taking ‘Upper decker’ to the next level

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      But then how am I supposed to look at my poop swirling down the drain?

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        And how can I stand in front of the toilet and pee into the flushing toilet then?

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        That’s the real reason I installed that camera under the seat

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      Mythbusters found it makes no difference in the spread of fecal matter. Toilet lids aren’t perfect seals.

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        Do you have a source? I googled it and this site said that Mythbusters found the opposite - https://www.theplumbingauthority.com/blog/2019/february/mythbusters-plumbing-edition/#:~:text=%234 You should close your toilet lid before flushing&text=Mythbusters did an episode about,your bathroom%2C including your toothbrush.

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          Going off memory of the episode.

          And from what I recall your source is leaving out the part where they found poop particles everywhere when they flushed with the lid down as well.

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    I always flush with the lid down. Keeps less in the air.

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    Plus if you drop anything in the bathroom and the lid is up it’s ending up in the toilet, learned that one morning when I was about to brush my teeth, that’s when I became a dedicated kid closer

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      dedicated kid closer

      “Listen, I just know you’re going to love this play set; and what a deal you’re getting on it, too!”

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        I’m in sales myself and have always admired people that can close with such young markets. Your TEDx “Never Speak First” on power dynamic sales with preverbal toddlers was riveting, what other tricks have you learned to adapt with new generations?

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        “By the way, I’m not too sure if this deal will last until after your afternoon nappies, so you should probably think about when you’re gonna pick this up! I mean, what a waste it would be, right? Remember Mr. Sprinklemuffins?”

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        Juice boxes are for closers.

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      My braces single elastic band one time landed perfectly in the toilet bowl. At work, lol.

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        What did you do next?

        No pressure, but your answer may dictate whether I sleep tonight ever again.

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    Flushing after closing the lid is actually hygienic.

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      • Zacryon@feddit.de
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        May I interest you in a (not toilet) paper I skimmed back when Covid was still a bigger issue? https://doi.org/10.1063/5.0013318

        In another, newer, paper (again, not the toilet kind of paper) I just found, researchers basically used lasers to see and analyze the spread of aerosol plumes after flushing: https://doi.org/10.1038/s41598-022-24686-5

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          I am not interested in your (not toilet) papers. I’ve been doing fine so far and I believe that the health benefit is negligible and does not outweigh the impact on my quality of life.

          In other words sometimes ignorance is bliss and knowledge can be a curse, I’m not trying to be a neat freak germaphobe.

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            Ignorance won’t save you when that one lucky e coli lands on your toothbrush at just the right time. My parents survived leaded gas just fine, doesn’t mean that shit’s safe.

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              Seriously. Is this guy just like openly pro-poop? Cause it really sounds like he’s trying to spread some poopraganda.

              I’ll see myself out.

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                Coproganda

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          • Zacryon@feddit.de
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            Well, you might be doing fine so far. How about others who walk into your poop-plumes? Hygiene is not always only beneficial for yourself. Some easy to implement practises can go a long way. I think it’s a similar story to how we (should) regularly wash our hands, wash vegetables and fruits before eating and so on.

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    Plus, it’s more mysterious and potentially surprising.

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      Yeah that coworker who never removes his stains loves to make people focus on it.

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      Well now I’m going to expect something surprising

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        Then it’s just gross any way you’d flip the lid.

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    If you don’t shut the lid before you flush it sends poopoo peee particles flying around the bathroom onto your toothbrush

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      Mythbusters found it makes virtually no difference, and lid down can actually make particles go further due to the pressure forcing them through a smaller gap.

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        This is terrible news

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          Please look this up for yourself- these responses are sus

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            Every source I could find says that closing the lid is better.

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        What episode was this? I can only find evidence of the opposite of what you’re claiming here

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          The plumbing authority link? Yeah, they leave out the part where the Mythbusters found poop everywhere when flushing with the lid closed as well.

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            Uh no, like literally any link 🤣

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              Yes, I followed the ones posted. None of them say the opposite, they all leave out the results from the lidded flushes. And someone else posted a paper that showed that although lid closed produced fewer particles, they were larger, and lasted longer, so flushing lid closed was not particularly more hygienic.

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                https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3414618/

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                  That’s not a research article, it’s an opinion piece with no published data and no references.

                  here’s a real research article that found lidded flushing still produced large aerosolized droplets on flushing:

                  https://www.microbiologyresearch.org/content/journal/acmi/10.1099/acmi.fis2019.po0192

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        Myth Busters are not a solid scientific source. I discussed the issue a bit, linking to some papers in another comment here: https://feddit.de/comment/5298414

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          Although Mythbusters is not a peer reviewed scientific source, they do employ reasonable standards of experimentation.

          And the first source you posted is particularly interesting, with similar conclusions to what I remember from Mythbusters; that lids reduce the total number of particles found, but that the particles produced from lid use last longer and are larger. So a lid closed situation can;t really be said to be more hygienic.

          Unfortunately on a cursory skimming of the other articles none of them seem compare toilets with lid down to lid up, they all seem to look at lidless toilets only. Thus, they can;t really speak to the topic of lid use being more hygienic without the direct comparison.

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      This is legit the reason I started putting the lid down as a kid lmao

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    I close the lid because otherwise my cat will drink out of the toilet

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    Seat AND lid go down, always, no exceptions. Other than having a fundamental redesign of the entire structure, this is the only correct solution.

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      I’ve always thought that toilets should be more like shower stalls.

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        care to elaborate?

        • Seventhlevin@lemmy.world
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          Nah

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            'aight then.

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    I truly don’t understand how this is a thing at all… Takes less than a second to open the lid, why would you not close it by default?

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    Just automate it and get a Japanese Bidet that opens and closes automatically. Problem solved.

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    Get one of those non-slamming lids and it’s too easy to knock if down while flushing. It’s half closed as you leave the room.

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      Only downside is when you’re at a friend’s place and realize too late that they don’t have such an awesome amenity. You end up being the toilet slamming asshole, yet again.

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        I’m feeling déjà vu reading this comment

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        I immediately imagined it being a heavy seat that gets slammed too XD

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    Only at 25 I have learned I am supposed to close the lid, no one ever said anything about that before in my life. Now I am always doing it.

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      That probably means your parents didn’t put it down in the house you grew up in. You would have worked out it was always closed every time you walk in.

      So you were never going to learn at home, you did well to work that out at 25

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    This is how I needed this dilemma explained to me.

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    Not humour, just facts.

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    Yes I always leave it closed if it has a tank

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