the sheer longevity of some xkcd comic in-jokes is really impressive.
edit: this one is over 15 years old (xkcd 327 - ‘Exploits of a Mom’ - 10/10/2007)
my spin of it
15 years already?
Santa’s clause will bring the DB down
Hope that the behavior is enum and indexed. …and that the table doesn’t have to many columns …and there aren’t many nice people …god damn it just select only what you need and use limit
select only what you need and use limit
you don’t know the structure of the contacts table, and do you really want christmas gifts to only go to the first x number of nice people?
update contacts set name = ‘Grinch’ where name = ‘FellowHuman’;
You finally prompted me to create an account for Lemmy just so I could give you an upvote for making me smile.
Welcome. I hope you’ll have a great time here
A true holiday classic
He maintains when you are sleeping, he backs up while you’re awake. BEGIN TRANS so if your code is no good you can ROLLBACK your mistakes.
Hey!
This is mandatory to be posted every year for Christmas. Always makes me smile and sing along
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“Behaved” would fit scansion better.
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What if the ignorances of the plenty curled up within the masses. But if the time was taken to count, in the end all that is forced will become infinity.
