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defunct_punk@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

This should be fun

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This should be fun

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defunct_punk@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    What do you think about minorities?

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      Don’t like em, never cared for em

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        Oof. What was the original?

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          Twist: it is the original

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            OP had a sudden stroke and never got to editing his comment!

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    If you had to choose one historical figure to lead the world, who would you choose?

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      There are so many, it’s hard to choose. At the end of the day though, it would probably be Hitler (obvious answer, I know)

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        :)

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        obvious lol

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    What animal do you think should be hunted to extinction?

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      Any animal? Probably an elephant

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    At what time do you normally start drinking?

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      7:30 AM most days. 10 on the weekends

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    What did you use to tell your little brother when you played?

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      There’s nothing wrong with wanting to get throatfucked by a big juicy cock

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        Oof I wish I had a big bro like that

      • The Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.network
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        Holy mf what was the ORIGINAL‽

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          Not sure how I came across this again lol but if I recall I said something like, “I often fantasize about sucking huge cocks until I gag but I’m not gay, do you think that’s weird?”

          Prolly not exact but it was something to that effect. And he answered perfectly.

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            Man, that’s amazing!

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    Señor, se ha desmayado en el tren y hemos encontrado 14 kg de cocaína en su mochila. Te estamos deteniendo.

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      This is America, speak English

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        Tu quieres mayonesa en la biblioteca, por favor?

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      Small nitpick, but you shouldn’t mix “usted” (“se ha desmayado”) with informal “tú” (“te estamos deteniendo”). Also a cop isn’t going to be so polite to a drug trafficker. Not one they’re detaining at least.

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    What’s the most flavourful way to oven-roast a baby?

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      Baked plain

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        They don’t even need to edit their question you monster

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          What was the original, may I ask?

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    When you’re having sex with your partner, what fantasy would you play in your head just before you orgasm?

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      This one is obvious. I’d visit the bedroom of Mr. and Mrs. Hitler on that faithful evening and slip a rubber over the old man’s johnny while the lights were out.

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        Just wow

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        I’m interested to know what the original was

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          deleted by creator

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    Ok here’s the scenario, the love of your life has just lost both of their parents in a horrible accident, how do you comfort them?

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      Sammy time 😋🥪

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        Honestly, valid even with the edit.

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    What is your favorite Hispanic race?

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      That dorito thing but I never really liked Mexican that much

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    What do you say when you see Marjorie Taylor Green?

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      “Excuse me, Miss, but I think you’ve stolen something: My heart ❤️”

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    If your spouse was in a terrible accident during a power outage and you had to construct an alternative power source to power their life support - how would you do it?

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      Just make it quick, I wouldn’t make a good battery

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        You threw me though a loop there but I think I gotcha in the end.

        That said, I fully expect you to turn the tables and edit your original post to make an the askers look like assholes lol

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    Do you have any advice for my son? He’s grieving my late husband who was killed for being bald and gay.

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      My hair goes down past my shoulder blades and I blow strangers I meet on Sniffies every week so make of that what you will

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        Go you! Edited

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    You told me about your two ex’s: The one that came out of the closet, and the one that barely survived that car accident and is in a coma even today.

    If you could go back in time to relive one of those relationships, which would it be with?

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      Vegetable. Fruits hurt my teeth

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    I just realized I’m gay, how do you respond to that?

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      I hate gay people and love Donald Trump (the TRUE president of the United Statss of Maerica)

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