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Itzz Me@midwest.socialM to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.social · 2 years ago

I don't think this needs explaining

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I don't think this needs explaining

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Itzz Me@midwest.socialM to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.social · 2 years ago
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  • synae[he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I demand an explanation

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      Alrighty then: This image shows two chocolate chip cookies with a single shrimp placed on top of each. On the side of these cookies is a small sauce cup with a chunky red sauce which I cannot identify.

      The scene can be considered as highly unusual as this combination of consumable items is not typically found in the western food palette.

      • synae[he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Thanks!

        I guess I should demand things more often

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          Did I forget to mention that that explanation is gonna cost ya $9.99 a month? Pay up now.

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        a chunky red sauce which I cannot identify.

        Based on appearance and context, I would say that’s cocktail sauce

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    Somebody needs to be held accountable for this atrocity.

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    Ooo! With a little cranberry sauce mixed in? Yummy!

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      I would absolutely eat this if the lazy bastard who made it bothered to take off the tails. You can lacerate your throat on those things!

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      Extra horseradish for me though 😉

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    Exactly what I thought it would be!

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    I’d try it.

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