• Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone
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    9 months ago

    This reminds me of a message sent to me by my fathers windowed wife.

    Shes a mad drug user and has to kids that are my half siblings but lives on the othwr side of the country with all her drugs.

    “Sorry I haven’t been in touch and I never not thought about you what a stubborn one to please verify that the kids are way more than that I have as to what you or I have it is irrelevant important that you need to get the camp oven was two stamped on was mine big one dad cooked with it returns Home belongs with it now in your hands guilty about long time best of all ventures”

    • __ghost__@lemmy.ml
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      9 months ago

      I kinda understand it? As if the sentences are stacked on top of each other

      Sorry I haven’t been in touch

      I’ve never not thought about you

      What a stubborn one to please

      Verify that the kids are way more [stubborn?] than / that I have (I think this is a run on/repetition (shocker))

      As to you or I have is irrelevant

      [It’s] important that you need to get the camp oven, there were two. Stamped one was mine, big one dad cooked with it

      Home belongs with it now in your hands

      Guilty about long time, best of all ventures

      Definitely came from a good place I think

      • Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone
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        9 months ago

        Oh yeah, she didn’t mean any harm by it, just a crack addled brain trying to make ammends.

        My brother gets them way more often then me

  • funnystuff97@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: “baby, i love you very much” “what is it honey?” “our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel.” “ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen.” “good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty”

    so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say “where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now”. then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say “LET ME IN”

    the girl doesn’t do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.