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Imagine how dry this guy’s dick must be.
[muttering] Arrakis… Dune… desert planet.
only if the soft cheese doesnt count as ‘wet’
If I had money I’d bet he doesn’t shower either
Wow the picture on the right literally hurts my eyes how ugly she is. Rome has fallen, etc. etc. I’m a tradcath nazi now.
Conversely, the picture on the left is how all women look to me. They are always softly backlit and slightly desaturated.
Is that the same person? If it is, they’re not making the point they think they are
Fairly sure that is the same person and that hexbear is getting mad at a bit again. At least that means that there were about a dozen chuds falling for it as well, or a couple thousand if some propaganda account accidentally put this on blast.
Or the poster is just capable of that level of cognitive dissonance
i racked my mind quite a bit over this cause i took it credulously, and while it could be a joke i think there’s a way for it to be approximating “Old Sexy Laura Croft”–“New Unsecy Laura Croft” type discourse, without understanding that different iterations of a game character aren’t analogous to the same person in different lights
It is, Scarlett Johansson
I can’t believe this even needed to be said.
sometimes things get Lost in Translation
All the famous people blend together for me
white women look the same to me
Gamers and misogyny being like bread and butter
T.I.L normal women look like western women that happen to have makeup on. Weirdest thing.
The photo on the right with a visibly happy real (in the sense it’s a seemingly less staged photo) person is so much more attractive.
The picture on the left looks like an advertisement and sparks little interest.
Hexbear users when they criticise gamer misogyny by deciding which of the two presented women gives them a boner.
On a post where hexbear falls for satire.
I see your point. My intention was to criticize the contrived and constructed advertising images that make up of beauty ideals that many men hold by praising the seemingly candid photo, but my comment lacks any of that viewpoint. It was ill worded.
I’ve seen worse wording fwiw, it’s just missing the forest for the trees I guess, and people did the same on the Sydney Sweeney posts so I guess I just noticed. No big tho…
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That part I just added because uh, hey me too. I am also hexbear…
Seems really overly cynical. Op basically said “beauty is subjective and I find the other more attractive” yeah they’re a fucking misogynist get their ass 🙄
I’ll get yours too
Holds out steel chair just in case they need to go wwe
Don’t fight plz
I don’t have the will to fight people on here honestly. Maybe reddit is a constant shark-tank where everyone’s always out for blood, but what do I wanna fight a hexbear for? Beautiful people, those hexbears
I know. I just caught snarky vibes on a relatively meaningless post. Thought I’d escalate. As a joke. A leg pull. I too <3 all my bear hexers and chap chatterers.
A truly devious bit!
MoO hA hA hA hA Ha (whoops…)
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It’s a bit
my brain isnt constantly sloshing around in cum so i don’t understand this G*mer’s logic
This motherfucker probably doesn’t even know what grass looks like so they can touch it.
It’s a good bit.
Portrait lens vs. wide angle lens
Gotta say, I didn’t think we’d get sexually aroused by Coke Bottles
But here we are
do i even want to know what the photo underneath was?
what? isn’t the joke here that it’s the same woman with and without makeup?
Those photos are layered over some other image, see how the corners stick out over the bevel?
Whoa! Who told her she could have cheek bones?
This is so obviously a bit to the point where the only way it could be clearer was if it had THIS IS A BIT over it like a watermark. And even then some of you would probably fail to realize it’s a bit.
Poe’s law. Chuds say exactly shit like this unironically.
