Is anyone else bothered by the addition of the word “just”, which throws off the whole rhythm and doesn’t need to be there in any way?
It works if you pronounce the last word as three syllables. I don’t know if that’s the correct way to pronounce it, but it is the American way to pronounce it.
“I’m a bitch”
3 syllables
“I’m an orca”
4 syllables
“Sinking yachts”
3 syllables
“Off Majorca”
4 syllables
Adding “Just” makes it 5, which is too many for the pattern
Also, “Imma hit you with my tail” is one syllable too many. “I’ll” would work better.
5 works just fine.
It’s awkward, especially since the “just” is completely unnecessary.
Naw, the line should only be 4 syllables. “I’m a mother” is the og.
I’d imagine whoever wrote this doesn’t know how to pronounce Majorca
I know how that’s my favorite Zelda game
I smoked majorka’s ass once.
GUD SHIT
Made me giggle at work. Quality.
Orcas have been such bros to humanity (no wild orcas have ever been recorded intentionally attacking humans) that if they’re hitting boats I’m starting with the assumption that it’s the humans fucking up. There’s a lot more history of humans being cruel/stupid to wildlife than there is of orcas doing the same to us.
Orcas have rarely injured and in one case killed their trainers when held captive, but that’s essentially them fighting being held hostage. “No one is sure what causes the animals to react in this way, but boredom, frustration and ill health, both physical and mental, have all been implicated,” says Rob. “These incidents have resulted in serious injuries to trainers and, in one case at least, proved to be fatal.”
Mallorca
Fun fact: orcas are not whales. The name “killer whale” is a reversal of their previous name, “whale killers”. They’re just mean dolphins.
They normally aren’t mean. Orcas used to hunt whales with us. We would give them all the stuff we didn’t want, and they’d herd whale pods to the ships.
They’re mean to seals.
Well they eat everything that they can get a hold of, as a species, except us. Individual pods have varied diets
I really meant badass, but they can definitely be mean. All intelligent animals have a mean side.
Dolphins are mean dolphins.
Dolphins are whales source
I’ve never seen a convincing source for this factoid. As best I can tell, “killer whale” was never “whale killer” in recorded written text.
“Orcas were given the name ‘killer whale’ by ancient sailors’ observations of groups of orcas hunting and preying on larger whale species. They called orcas ballena asesina, or ‘killer whale.’ Their Latin name, Orcinus orca, also reflects this observation of orcas feeding on large whales. Orcinus translates to ‘of the kingdom of the dead,’ and orca refers to a kind of whale.”
Source: https://us.whales.org/whales-dolphins/facts-about-orcas/
So seems like this etymology makes more sense.
*Orcas are nice dolphins
I’m with the orcas.
Sink them all.
Aren’t they going after sailboats? These aren’t like mega-yachts owned by Bezos. It’s like someone’s entire life savings, retirement plan
I’m a goddess, I’m a queen
My teeth are not baleen
You know I wouldn’t want it any other waaaaaay!
I want to believe that orcas absolutely would belt out singer/songwriter hits from the 1990s if they could.
My brain wants me to translate this into creep and I can’t.
I believe its supposed to be to “Bitch” by Meredith Brooks.
I thought it was the Australian hit number one I’m a bloke
“I’m a bloke, I’m an ocker”…
Rhymes a bit better.
I think you might be on to something
Man I’m just glad this isnt happening in Cali. I really like sailing.
Am I the only one trying to shoehorn these lyrics into Steve miller’s joker?
I think it’s Bitch by Meredith Brooks
So you make enough money to purchase a luxury boat? Well do I have THE vacation destination for you!
These have mostly been small sailing vessels, and in some cases the family home. We’re not talking about the 1% here.
Just when you think you got me figured out
The season’s already changing
I think it’s cool, you do what you do
And don’t try to save meThe whales said it’s cool, guys. Carry on.
