For real though look at Pietà up close. How tf did he do that. Bro was cooking.
Yeah sure, but which would you rather have on your coffee table: a 7000-pound marble sculpture or toast coasters that go into toast coaster toaster holsters?
Marianna clearly wins.
I think the Pietà on my coffee table would be more of a conversation starter.
I hope you have high ceilings.
Forget the ceiling, that better be a strong table
My coffee table is also above a basement, so I’ll have to reinforce the joists, and probably the whole support of the house. Eh, I’ll just make a scale copy out of Styrofoam on my CNC or something.
Michaelangelo’s Pieta is only 76.8 inches high. It seems taller because it’s on a raised platform.
Bc it took him 2-3 years from start to finish.
Sad. The toaster coaster took 2-3 hours from start to finish.
No TV while being surrounded by the arts gets you cooking.
Is she posting about herself in the third person?
Captsin_oni thinks that’s very cringe
Can someone explain to me why you would put a coaster inside a toaster?
It’s not a toaster, it’s a toaster coaster holster.
That is a nice rhyme, I still don’t see the benefit though
This feels like a very German comment lol
Very perceptive of you
It’s not beneficial. We’re in the realm of aesthetic design, and no amount of reasoning will free you from these toaster coasters.
Good thing my empty wallet is. Never though being poor would be a sign of freedom
Because it’s whimsical fun, I guess 🤷
It’s cute.
Technically there isn’t a benefit to Michelangelo’s sculpture either.
Michelangelo’s sculpture can’t even hold my drink. At least that’s what security told me.
Most sets of coasters come with a small container or place for them to all go. This is just on theme.
Because it looks like bread/toast
So this reserved is the origin of “if you’re brave enough”? Basically, cause it looks like the real thing, imma stick my dick in it?
Sounds like you have a very weird dick and/or an unhealthy relationship with toast 😄
Leave my dick alone, he’s already feeling too plane
Setup for one of those elf on a shelf gags?
Man… go easy on Mariana? You’re all a bunch of toaster coaster holster roasters
Are those ceramic coasters? Terrible
Especially since corkboard kind of looks like toast too…
I just use floppy disks
Not to mention there’s only two per toaster
That is the usual number.
What’s wrong with ceramic coasters? That’s what we use.
So username is It’s Marianna?
She’s talking about herself in third person?
Apparently a toaster coaster boaster poster. Roast her!
What kind of website would host a toaster coaster boaster poster? Most of us should ghost her, roast her and post here!
This tickles me. Brings back Bojack memories.
It’s a-me, Mario!
i would put the toast coaster into a toaster instead of the toaster coaster holder on accident
Michelangelo was only 15 when he beat the Shredder for the first time.
Bernini was only 12 when he wrote the guitar solo in Stairway to Heaven.
This could be straight out of Bob’s Burgers.
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