Would this really work?
Asking for a friend.
Cop do a lot of thing that’s deem illegal if done by normal people, like speeding and weaving in traffic and shooting at unarmed people. They ain’t gonna stop at destroying an endangered species just to dig up bodies that you hide last summer, right between the gnome and the flamingo you used to mark the place.
Uh … hold on, gotta move a gnome. Maybe more flamingos, or a bbq pit
Exceptions to rules almost always exist.
And then you need the highschool bully on a “nice” daily streak to think the rules apply to him.
for your dead friend?
Because something is illegal, it doesn’t mean police couldn’t do it anyway.
Kinda makes sense in a way. Like here in CA, it’s big trouble if you mess with a Joshua Tree, especially little ones, to the point that most people don’t wanna go through the paperwork to deal with them. If you can make it look like it was always there (or just grew there naturally), I don’t see why not.
Short Answer: No. But it really depends on context.
If the context is that this will prevent police from digging up a body as part of an investigation into a crime, this will not work. On the off chance that the police are even aware the plants are endangered, there will be legal avenues for relocating or otherwise disturbing the plants. A criminal investigation involving a human body is something that is going to qualify in most parts of the world.
Overall, it’s an idea that sounds smart or funny, but when you break it down, it’s not particularly likely to work out.
You can’t just plant any ole endangered plants over or around the site. You would have to select plants that are endemic to the area and which specifically are adapted to the conditions at the site where the body is buried. If the endangered plants aren’t native to the area, then they aren’t going to be covered by any laws that would make them illegal to dig up because it would be clear that they aren’t wild plants. And if you don’t match the plants to the specific conditions at the site of the body, then they aren’t going to survive and thus would offer no protection from being disturbed. Also, endangered plants are usually endangered for a reason, it’s not going to be as easy as digging a hole and plopping a potted petunia down into it. You’d probably need to provide some degree of after care to ensure the plants survive long term, which is going to substantially increase the chances of the body being discovered. And that’s all assuming you could even acquire the endangered plants that would work for this purpose or that there are any such plants.
Yeah I think all this is gonna do is get you an additional charge for fucking with an endangered species
"What are you doing step-gardener? " - The endangered plant