• AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world
    614·
    2 years ago

    Jesus Fucking Christ what are you fucking stupid? Read the god damn pinned mod comment on every post on r/chessbegginers, read the god damn wiki, read the god damn info button that pops up on chess.c0m, here’s a thought just google it your god damn self. What do you think you’re the first person in fucking history to experience this “weird pawn move?” You must be fucking stupid because it was only invented back in 1561. But I’m sure you thought “oh wow I know chess.c0m is a company valued in the hundreds of millions but I’m sure me, 100 ELO shit tier chess beginner, has found a bug in their program.” It boggles my god damn mind that you just blindly post your stupid fucking questions on reddit without trying to research them first. Because you must be the first person in fucking history to ever experience a problem, and logically reddit, the source of all fucking factual information, is the only god damn place you can look for an answer. So here’s a fucking thought the next time you’re about to make a god damn post stop and google e-n p-a-s-s-a-n-t.

        • Thomas@lemmy.douwes.co.uk
          19·
          2 years ago

          Can you not see if you are posting on a lemmy instance from kbin? I’ve seen a lot of kbin users referring to kbin while posting on lemmy intances.

          It would be pretty easy to make a copypasta bot for lemmy but I think it would just be annoying. I don’t think PetrosianBot is too annoying because it only respones to a couple of triggers, but I think many copypastas would get annoying quick.

          • PetrosianBot@lemmy.douwes.co.ukB
            20·
            2 years ago

            Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off…

            • Anas@lemmy.world
              161·
              2 years ago

              And just like that, all is good in the world. I don’t have to go back to reddit anymore.

              I mean, new response just dropped

              • PetrosianBot@lemmy.douwes.co.ukB
                4·
                2 years ago

                Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off…

          • parlaptie@feddit.de
            4·
            1 year ago

            I’ve also got an account on kbin, it does show you what instance you’re posting to, but it’s not particularly noticable. I’ve had to look for it multiple times there.

  • WolfhoundRO@lemmy.world
    27·
    1 year ago

    AnarchyChess: “Google en passant”

    NihilistChess: “All the moves are meaningless”

    CamusChess: “All the moves are absurd”

    PostmodernistChess: “The game is all about the power”

    FreudChess: “The game is about your mother”

    MarxistChess: “The pawns are oppressed by the rest of the pieces”

    GrindSetChess: “Let’s get you from pawns to queens”

  • alicebobby@discuss.tchncs.de
    1·
    1 year ago

    Is it not apparent to you that you are uploading from kbin on a Lemmy instance? Many Kbin users that I’ve seen posting on Lemmy Instances have mentioned Kbin. bitlife