The sentient soda now drinks human blood from a straw.

After the intervention, Jesus knew he had to give up wine but he had a solution.

TFW the can has sharp edges.

Vampire soda, step 1 and 2

At the beginning of each upkeep, lose two life and draw 2 sodas.

“how to refill your soda with hand ketchup”

Saddam Hussein

SODA!!! =D

So that’s how they make La Croix!

JesuSoda has the everlasting refreshing taste of the blood of the Son of God that washes away the aftertaste of sin. Enjoy the blessing of Christ from our can to your lips!

6 OZes (about half a can of soda) is the ideal amount of blood to let in order to cure Hysteria.

Blood loss from a deep cut of the palm amounts to about half of a soda can.

All I wanted was a Pepsi

Step one of making a self refilling soda. Tip: Make sure the blood flows continuously so it doesn’t coagulate and ruin the taste.

Solution to world thirst.