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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

I even know a few goats.

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I even know a few goats.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Yeah they replaced the toll booth workers with machines!

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      Well maybe they should have worked harder on their rhyming skills.

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    You can still do it as a hobby.

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      Who can afford upkeep on a bridge today as a hobby?

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        Dunno about English, but in German, “living under the bridge” means “being homeless”. Which is free. For now. Better try it before it gets a fee.

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    That’s kind of a “write your own destiny” career. Nobody will teach you how to get there, you have to seize it!

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      Carpe Pontis!

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    I mean… Have you tried?

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    I ask you thee these questions three; ere the other side you see

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      *pulls out Glock

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    I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.

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