• PaX [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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          5 months ago

          a-little-trolling Many people are saying it, folks. We have the biggest, the most beautiful floppas. But the biggest floppa of all - my good friend Putin has the biggest floppa of all of the floppas. And you know what they call him over there, they call him the bowlshoi ruhski cat… that’s right, that’s right folks. But sleepy Joe - actually he’s more than sleepy these days - he ruined it, ruined it with Putin and that whole nasty business… no, folks, he wants to go to Chyna instead, Beijing Joe… and what floppas does China have? … Not the biggest, not like our big beautiful floppas, not like Russia’s…