“She’s not having success. I’m having success”
Did he start that sentence with “nuh ah,” because that sounds like something a 6 year old would say.
He’s just gonna keep repeating it…
Real narcissism at Trump’s level is legit like this. They convince themselves that their version is real life, and just refuse to acknowledge anything contrary to that
South Park actually did a really good job portraying it in the Fish Sticks episode with Cartman’s memory continually evolving to keep making him believe new versions where he created more and more of the joke.
trump legit believes he’s succeeding, it’s why he’s such a good conman. It’s not a con to him, all his crazy promises he thinks he’ll follow thru on, and when he doest he rationalizing it as not his fault and he did everything he can.
George Castanza’s lesson for lying - it’s not a lie if you believe it.
If somebody told me they based George on Trump, I wouldn’t even bother fact checking, it’s just one of those things that makes too much sesne to doubt.
They’ve got too many similarities personality wise.
I am currently rewatching Seinfeld and can’t see any similarities to be honest. George is a downtrodden nerd with very little self-worth always questioning himself and his decisions, thinking of himself as a loser and often saying so himself. Trump is the opposite of that, no?
George is a downtrodden nerd with very little self-worth always questioning himself and his decisions, thinking of himself as a loser and often saying so himself. Trump is the opposite of that, no?
George is trump with the money stripped away
And George wasn’t a nerd, he was a dork, there’s a difference
you’re wrong
trump legit believes he’s succeeding, it’s why he’s such a good conman
The best liars are able to convince themselves of the lie first.
Donald’s daily affirmations “I’m a big successful boy. Many say the bigliest.”
Picture the world you want. Ask the universe. The universe will provide.
/s or maybe not.
Not enough people watch American Dad, but there’s an episode where the Dad (he’s from America) decides he could just decide to ignore people…
It’s probably one the best C stories in American television.
And trump’s story is probably going to end the same way Stan’s did
gone!
I may or may not hear Stan in my head saying that everytime I stop typing a reply and just block someone.
Such a cathartic feeling to know that person just blinked out of existence from your perspective.
Hey, it worked!
I remember many years ago when Scott Adams started going on about affirmations. That was the first hint of his descent into lunacy
To be fair he reads on par with a six year old, and with the dementia as bad as it is, that sounds about right.
When Hillary called him a puppet controlled by Russia his response was “no puppet, you’re the puppet!”
To be exact it was even worse - “No puppet! No puppet! You’re the puppet!”
I know you are but what am I?
Maureen Dowd of the failing New York Times, wrote incorrectly that I was making the calls. WRONG!!! I don’t have to make calls to go on TV, or anything else — They call me!
Got it. So he absolutely, 100% without a doubt called them first.
We all remember when he was president and he called in to Fox News to rant on air every couple days.
He added, “Delivery was a C+, with far too many and speedy ‘thank you’s’ at the beginning. It was ‘WEIRD!’”
He’s trying to appropriate the word. We’re not gonna let him. Fuck off, orange man.
Fuck off WEIRD orange man with 34 felonies and dementia that’s too old.
Don’t forget rapist. He earned that title.
Yeah, you don’t earn that title so much as take it.
Agree but he earned it in court and the public. “Rapist Fmr President Trump.”
Rapist, convicted felon, and impeached 1 term former president Trump
Could add in there somewhere he lost the popular vote by millions.
They are trying in such a spectacular fashion to flip that word, it’s embarrassing.
He did it with “fake news,” which was initially about literally fake news sites spreading on social media that supported the Trump campaign in 2016.
Lmao that imbecile even says “weird” weird
Just like he’s trying to appropriate the word coup by saying Biden was kicked out in a coup.
He uses it to soften his ACTUAL coup attempt during and after the 2020 election.
He’s using it to kill the definition in preparation for what Repub Trumpanzees plan to do this year and the next.
They keep failing at reappropriating the word because the things they keep trying to say are weird are remarkably normal to regular folks with regular families, and they wind up looking weird themselves for trying.
It’s like if I said “Get a load of Bob, hugging his wife without her recoiling at his touch. What a weirdo, right guys?!”
I didn’t call THEM, they called ME! I’m not weird, SHE’S weird!
Is that a real quote?
Read his rant. It definitely includes both statements.
“Trump desperate to not seem desperate.”
“I’m not desperate! I’m not crazy! Not like Crazy Kamabla! Stop calling me weird! I’m not old!”- totally normal orange man
That’s what Marxist Kambalba and her dangerous communist DNC comrades would want you to…the Biden crime family are…people are talking…this is what people are saying…tampon Tim’s Communist Marxist trans policies would turn…these…they…they’re the weird ones not me Im probably the smartestest…healthierest most sane person with totally normal sized hands who…
I have, on multiple occasions, passed a test proving I was conscious! The doctor told me he’d never seen someone so good at following a light with their eyes, that my kind of conscious is just what America needs to be saved!
The only emotional defense mechanism the guy has is “no u”.
He has the emotional stability of a three year old.
He reminds me of a demented Elon Musk.
Elon Musk reminds me of a demented Elon Musk. :)
How soon until he stoops to the “I’m rubber, you’re glue” gambit?
He just tried to call something weird in the article, so most recent time was then. Though, even if I can’t recall specifics, I’m sure he’s done it many times when his brain runs out of new insults.
He already called Kamala’s DNC speech “weird.” He’s already living in a post bounce-off-me-and-stick-to-you world.
No, you are!
Desperate weirdo, got it.
Damn, Trump at 78 with the general public is a lot like me with my crush when I was 15.
Now that I think of it… it’s kinda weird that 15 year old me and 78 year old Don want the same kinda girl… 😬
You had a thing for Ivanka when you were 15?
What a pussy
That’s disrespectful of pussy.
What a shit stain.
there’s nothing anyone can call trump that isn’t insulting to the thing you’re calling him
If calling him a fascist is insulting to fascists, I can live with that.
Well said
I like to think that calling somebody a “Trump” will become the next Benedict Arnold
The only time I use that piece of shits name is if I’m going to take a shit and need to let someone know.
Works well bc his name is uk slang for fart
“douche”
But douches are useful cleaning tools.
Douching
Doctors recommend that you do not douche. Douching can lead to many health problems, including problems getting pregnant. Douching is also linked to vaginal infections and sexually transmitted infections (STIs).
https://www.womenshealth.gov/a-z-topics/douching
that said, i’d still vote for a literal douche nozzle, douche bag, and any resulting aftermath, before i ever vote for trump
That’s disrespectful of shit stains.
Racing stripes are scientificly proven to make things go faster…
Yeah, what a loser, really.
A deeply weird needy loser.
Nah, a pussy is happy to take its licks. This guy is ingrown scrotum hair. Causes pain in its vicinity and needs to be removed.
Nah, a pussy is happy to take its licks.
Quick, somebody find a famous person, so it will let you grab it!
Putin already has a firm grasp on it
Oh, I get it!! Women are inferior!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
I was talking about his ‘neck vulva’ 😂
just point it out to Vance
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Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak & sensitive. If you want to be tough grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding
Betty White, is that you?
I read your comment first. Couldn’t read @Guillermo@sh.itjust.works comment without hearing Betty in my head.
That was lovely.
I don’t know man, I’m not english
Whiny little shitbag deserves all the negative attention he gets
He may eventually prove wrong the old adage that no press is bad press.
He is a desperate orange blob that needs to be flushed. I will cast my vote for that.
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He sounds desperate to want people not to call him desperate. A desperate person may do desperate things.
Almost as desperate to want people to think he’s normal
We see that you’re using an ad blocker - Closes website
FF and uBlock working for me
Friends don’t let friends use Chrome.
Maybe get one that actually works. No problems here.
Can you please share what you are using to help this person?
Not OP but it worked for me using Firefox with Ublock Origin.
The answer has always been Firefox with UBlock Origin. This has been the case for practically two decades now; why are people still asking this question?
There was a time when you didn’t know what ad blockers were, that you could install them, and which one was best. You learned that at some point. Every day, there are many, many people who learn this for the first time.
Probably some of the billions of people on the planet have not yet heard that answer, even after this time. Unexpected yet true.
Yeah I know; today’s lucky 10,000 and whatnot. I was just being salty.
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Literally any of them.
Not really, because if it was “all of them,” then you wouldn’t have said “get one that works,” implying that not all of them work.
Plus don’t pull a Sarah Palin. “Which newspaper do you read?” “All of them!”
Just help the dude and give one working example.
“Don’r say I was desperate!" Cried Desperate Don.
Desperate Dementia Diaper Donnie!
Draft dodging.
