That did not go according to plan at all!

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The plan:

ME: “Haha sure thing dude-ALEXA CALL THE POLICE”

ALEXA: “Calling the police”

phone ringing

ME: staring at burglar

BURGLAR: staring at me

phone ringing some more

EMERGENCY OPERATOR: “Hello, this is 911, what is your emergency?”

BURGLAR: staring at me

ALEXA: “There is a robbery taking place at…”

BURGLAR: looking at me

ME: whistling

EMERGENCY OPERATOR: “Alright, we’ll dispatch officers immediately. Stay safe”

ALEXA: “Thank you” hangs up

BURGLAR: going to fetch a chair

ME: twiddling my thumbs

BURGLAR: cleaning his gun for a solid four minutes

ME: looking at my shoes for a good three more minutes

sirens becoming audible in the distance

BURGLAR: “Oh no!” runs away